A week or so ago, I was in the restroom at Target. As I'm inside the stall doing my thing, this is a little of what I heard...
Woman walks in talking on her cell phone. "I'm going to need to take out a loan to pay off my cell phone bill."
Woman walks in talking on her cell phone. "I'm going to need to take out a loan to pay off my cell phone bill."
Woman uses the toilet while still talking. "I have to call during the day because at night it's too late."
Woman flushes while still talking. "I don't know. I don't use text or anything. I just go over on minutes and it costs a ton. I need to switch to..."
She washes her hands and walks out, all the time still talking.
Me (grumbling under my breath after she left): "Maybe if you didn't talk on the phone while going to the bathroom you would save some minutes."
Me (grumbling under my breath after she left): "Maybe if you didn't talk on the phone while going to the bathroom you would save some minutes."
What I find more hilarious about people talking on the cell in the restroom is when they are quite obviously trying to NOT let the person they are talking to know that they are in the restroom. That is when I like to flush the toilet a few times.
You would hate me then because I continue to talk on my cell no matter where I am. But I only pee and flush if it a friend or family member. :-)
Sarah - I wouldn't hate you, I don't mind people non-stop on the phone. What killed me about this lady is that she complained about having to take out a loan for running over on minutes without a clue as to the fact that she just talks too much.
But from now on, I will probably take Flutterby's approach and flush when you weren't expecting it (or didn't want it). That just cracked me up.
That is hilarious.
Also? It kind of grosses me out a bit.
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This is totally crazy!Taking a loan just to pay for not-so-important things.But hey, different strokes for different folks!If i were on the other cr i would flush the toilet 10x lol.